plz talk dirty to me
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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