I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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