Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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