my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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