You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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