Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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