you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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