Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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