The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he just fucked me for my cheese.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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