In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Randomize
