Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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