Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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