Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Shame is for Republicans.
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