my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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