big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Success! We fucked roommates!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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