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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Well I just put wine in my tea
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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