I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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