"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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