we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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