Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
