Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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