Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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