Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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