so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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