I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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