i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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