Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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