And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
