She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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