doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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