Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
soo... how was my night?
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