i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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