question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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