Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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