So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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