I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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