For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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