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love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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