Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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