You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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