u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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