is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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