I'm drive I can fine osifer
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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