sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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