question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's blow job season.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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