I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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