Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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