they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
So. Much. Porn.
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