I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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