Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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