hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she told me i tasted like america
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Randomize
