She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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