Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i think i have herpe
just one?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
so much tequila, so little girl.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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