I want to make a zoo with you.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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