I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
