your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
i now understand why vodka
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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