Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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